Do you Follow Jesus this Close Decal

Your bumper isn't a parking spot. It's a warning zone.

Tired of aggressive tailgaters who mistake your rear view for their personal drafting lane? It's time to communicate your frustration without having to lay on the horn. This viral "Do You Follow Jesus This Close?" vinyl decal is the ultimate piece of passive-aggressive perfection for any driver with zero patience for bad driving.

It’s bold, it’s hilarious, and it gets the point across instantly. It’s the non-verbal cue that says, "Back off, buttercup, or meet the bumper."

Decal Details:

♥ Ultimate Visibility: Designed in a clear, high-contrast font that is easy to read, even when someone is dangerously close (which is the whole point!).

♥ Built to Last: Made with premium, weatherproof outdoor-grade vinyl. It shrugs off car washes, harsh UV rays, and extreme weather without peeling or fading.

♥ Hassle-Free Application: Comes with clear instructions and strong adhesive for easy application to windows, bumpers, or any smooth surface. Zero sticky residue if you decide to remove it later.

♥ The Best Defense: Provide a moment of thoughtful pause (or panic) for the driver behind you, reminding them that following too closely is a sin against traffic safety.

Stop stressing about close calls and start getting laughs. Install this decal and let your vehicle preach the good word of safe following distances.

Add to cart and gain three car lengths of peace immediately.

Approximate size is 5.5" W by 5.5" H