Behind Every Bad Bitch is a Car Seat Decal

🔥 Status: Boss. Reality: Also, a Full-Time Snack Distributor.

You're a whole vibe. You're a powerhouse. You close deals, you break hearts, and you generally run the world... right after you secure the tiny human in their five-point harness. We know the truth: Behind every bad bitch is a car seat.

This premium, high-quality vinyl decal is your badge of honor. It's the perfect, hilarious, and honest statement for the back window of your ride, your laptop, or your favorite insulated coffee tumbler. Size is approximately 6" W by 5.5" H.

Why You Need This Decal:

♥ Ultimate Honesty: A humorous nod to the duality of parenthood—still fierce, just slightly covered in Goldfish dust.

♥ Weatherproof & Durable: Made from tough, long-lasting vinyl that stands up to car washes, sun, and playground runs.

♥ Easy Application: Simple peel-and-stick process that looks clean and professional. Instructions included.

♥ A Statement Piece: Be ready for knowing nods and laughs from fellow parents who are crushing life while simultaneously driving a minivan.

Stop pretending you don't have sticky fingerprints on your designer bag. Embrace the chaos, secure the kid, and let the world know you’re still that person.

Snatch this decal today and ride with your truth.